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Week of Oct. 19

By Monologue 9 Comments

This week: Two old white guys argue over which of them should lead us into the future; A big reason the Coney Barrett kids probably don’t have any gay friends; Mitch McConnell’s grotesque paw; Should Mexican children really be with their rapist parents anyway?; And if you’re going to write something in 6-foot high letters, you might want to use spellcheck. Plus, this week’s musical guest.
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Hammadown (Chapter 6)

By Poker Story 4 Comments

It’s not every day Eddie Brill has a birthday. So, when he does we like to wait a couple more days and then play poker. This chapter of the Hammadown includes old jokes but good jokes; a tone-deaf message from O.J.; why four 8’s is better than three; Music and food; Charlie the dog gets up to no good; TV-watching recommendations; And Tom Jones, baby!

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Week of Oct. 12

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This week: Senate Republicans sell whatever parts of their souls they hadn’t already sold; The extremely notorious ACB doesn’t seem to think the N-word is such a bad thing; The Taliban backs its horse and the ass it rode in on; Things get awkward/gross at Trump’s town hall; Facebook boldly goes where they should have gone a long fucking time ago; And a priest and two dominatrixes walk into a church. Stop me if you’ve heard this one.
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Week of Oct. 5

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This week: The VP candidates share the stage with each other and a special friend; Donald Trump catches what is definitely not his first virus; I never promised you a non-lethal Rose Garden; A very old lady shows us what democracy looks like; Our shitty leader can’t bring himself to denounce white supremacist terrorists… again!; And the rock world mourns the loss of possibly the greatest of all the Van Halens.
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The Hammadown (Chapter 5)

By Poker Story 7 Comments

We always said it would take a worldwide pandemic to keep us from playing… and we was right!
The Eddie Brill Poker Game hadn’t shuffled up or “dealed” for 202 days, but that all changed last week and here be the highlights.
Also, the regular attendees of the EBPG share their favorite memories of our friend, Vic Henley, who would have turned 1 year older today. If only…

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Week of Sept. 21

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This week: MY FRIDAY RANT is actually my script for a democratic fundraiser I spoke at on Friday via something the kids are calling “Zoom”. The event was put on by Easton Democrats, a group working to help turn Easton (and Eastern) PA, as well as any other “purple” areas of the country, into a nice, soothing shade of virtuous blue.
I combined mostly new material with a touch of edited material from previous RANTS.
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Week of Sept. 14

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This week: A disturbingly bad year just got Supremely worse; 2020 Mitch McConnell is at war with 2016 Mitch McConnell; Mother Nature unleashes yet another warning shot; Biden gets clever in the event anyone’s interested; Can Donald Trump save us from the Bogeyman he made up?; And science! There’s so much of it to ignore.
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Week of Sept. 7

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This week: Congratulations, stupid parents – It’s a wildfire!; Was our president nominated for the wrong peace prize?; What’s worse than a white dude in a headdress booing unity while doing the tomahawk chop? Short answer –  absolutely nothin’! (say it again); And a very clever Animal bites back at the Trump campaign.
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Week of August 24

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This week: A parade of Trumps invade the Republican National Convention; Donald Jr. unsuccessfully jockey’s for position with his daddy’s little princess; Kimberly Guilfoyle blows a gasket in front of a crowd of none; Rudy is back! And he’s grosser than ever; and Jim Gaffigan isn’t fucking having it!
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Week of August 10

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This week: Our current president is definitely not a mountain man; When exactly did World War 2 end? Depends on which dummy you ask; Russia has a COVID vaccine! But only if you ask Russia; Kamala Harris is at least part black and that makes racists fully nervous; And it’s 3 months until the election. Do you know where your mailbox is?
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