This week: The real-life NeverEnding Story that is the 2020 election; How best to describe a typical mpmp voter: let me count the insults; The call to vacate the premises is coming from inside the white house!; Are college football and sexual assault as disturbingly inseparable as they seem?; And Betsy DeVos: could she be the personification of why my online dictionary doesn’t have an antonym for “contribution”?
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This week: Trump doesn’t know the meaning of the word “concede,” not to mention a slew of other words; Our current president and Veteran’s Day go together like cookies and ass; Mississippi has a new flag, but they can’t seem to shake their old guard; It must be a cold day in hell, because Fox News is turning against the president; And our musical guest very politely requests that he be your back door man.
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This week: There’s a new president in town and he’s not a corpulent blowhard; A corpulent blowhard refuses to concede to the new president; Donald Trump isn’t the only intolerable, sub-human being who won’t be allowed in the White House soon; It’s pronounced “COMMA-la,” bitches; And several states take huge strides in making it easier to get the drugs we’ll need to truly recover from the past four years.
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This week: The Tampa Bay Rays “like to watch”; The COVID-era World Series champs dodge a late diagnosis; Our president doesn’t drink, but he sure knows how to pull an Irish Exit; Trump supporters are either too hot or too cold, but they’re definitely not “just right”; Is that misused COVID-19 response funds in your pants or are you just happy to see me?; And how Election Day could maybe be less of a quadrennial clusterfuck.
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This week: Two old white guys argue over which of them should lead us into the future; A big reason the Coney Barrett kids probably don’t have any gay friends; Mitch McConnell’s grotesque paw; Should Mexican children really be with their rapist parents anyway?; And if you’re going to write something in 6-foot high letters, you might want to use spellcheck. Plus, this week’s musical guest.
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This week: Senate Republicans sell whatever parts of their souls they hadn’t already sold; The extremely notorious ACB doesn’t seem to think the N-word is such a bad thing; The Taliban backs its horse and the ass it rode in on; Things get awkward/gross at Trump’s town hall; Facebook boldly goes where they should have gone a long fucking time ago; And a priest and two dominatrixes walk into a church. Stop me if you’ve heard this one.
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This week: The VP candidates share the stage with each other and a special friend; Donald Trump catches what is definitely not his first virus; I never promised you a non-lethal Rose Garden; A very old lady shows us what democracy looks like; Our shitty leader can’t bring himself to denounce white supremacist terrorists… again!; And the rock world mourns the loss of possibly the greatest of all the Van Halens.
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This week: MY FRIDAY RANT is actually my script for a democratic fundraiser I spoke at on Friday via something the kids are calling “Zoom”. The event was put on by Easton Democrats, a group working to help turn Easton (and Eastern) PA, as well as any other “purple” areas of the country, into a nice, soothing shade of virtuous blue.
I combined mostly new material with a touch of edited material from previous RANTS.
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This week: A disturbingly bad year just got Supremely worse; 2020 Mitch McConnell is at war with 2016 Mitch McConnell; Mother Nature unleashes yet another warning shot; Biden gets clever in the event anyone’s interested; Can Donald Trump save us from the Bogeyman he made up?; And science! There’s so much of it to ignore.
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This week: Congratulations, stupid parents – It’s a wildfire!; Was our president nominated for the wrong peace prize?; What’s worse than a white dude in a headdress booing unity while doing the tomahawk chop? Short answer – absolutely nothin’! (say it again); And a very clever Animal bites back at the Trump campaign.
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